Allyuh I am a true blue south man so ah go take this joke fuh what it is:
A school teacher in Sando asked
> > > > >> her students to use the word "fascinate" in a
> > > > >>sentence.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Molly put up her hand and said, "My family
> > > > >> went to my grandfather's house, at Mayaro and we all
>saw
> > > > >>his pet goat. It
> > > > >> was fascinating."
> > > > >>
> > > > >> The teacher said, "That was good, but I
> > > > >> wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not
> > > > >>fascinating"
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family
> > > > >> went to see the pitch lake and I was fascinated."
> > > > >>
> > > > >> The teacher said, "Well, that was good
> > > > >> Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Little Johnny raised his hand.
> > > > >> The teacher hesitated because she had been
> > > > >> burned by Little Johnny b efore.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> She finally decided there was no way he
> > > > >> could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on
> > > > >>him.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Johnny said, "My aunt Tina has a sweater
> > > > >> with ten buttons, but her tot tots are so big she can
> > > > >>only! fasten eight."
> > > > >>
> > > > >> The teacher cried.
