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Here this one
« on: March 24, 2005, 12:35:25 PM »
All man sit down in a dressing room preparing to play some golf.
A cell phone ring and a man pick it up.
Woman on de line     "Hello, darling I just saw a lovely leather coat for six hundred dollars.
what do you think.
The man     "If you like it buy it."
Woman        "Also Mercedes called they have the special edition One hundred Thousand."
Man             "ok but I want it with all the features."
Woman        "Great I will tell them."
Woman         "Also the Real Estate agent called and the huse you liked was knocked down from one million to nine hundred thousand."
Man            " Buy it now."
Woman        "Ok love will do, bye."
The man put down the cell and realize all he friends watching him. He just laugh and say
"anyone know who cell this is"
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