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Offline palos

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Sometimes is best to say NUTTING
« on: September 19, 2006, 10:05:32 PM »
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

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He never heard the shot....
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Re: Sometimes is best to say NUTTING
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2006, 10:49:27 PM »
That's what I said to my wife once a few years back.  She is now in prison and I'm still recovering :rotfl:
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To market, to market, with my uncle Jim
Somebody threw a tomato at him
Now, Tomatoes don't hurt with their soft juicy skin
But this one it knackered, 'cause it come in a tin
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