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Offline Savannah boy

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Trini death row joke
« on: March 18, 2005, 04:34:49 PM »
So these three people were on death row. An Italian fella, a Jamaican and ah Trini.

They were all scheduled to be executed the same day. So just before that time they were offered their last meal

When they ask the Italian fella what he wanted for his last meal he quickly said some lasagna, spaghetti and meatballs and a bottle of wine.

So they give him his last meal and about half hour after he finish they took him into the room and Zap!!! He dead.

Then they asked the Jamaican guy what he wanted for his last meal. Poor fella he frighten but he tell himself if he has to go he better go with he belly full. So he said he wanted some rice and peas, jerk chicken and a big Irish Moss.

So they give him his last meal and about half hour after he finish they took him into the room and Zap!!! He dead.

Then they asked the Trini what he wanted for his last meal.

Without even thinking de Trini say "Man I really want six ripe Julie mangos."

So they tell him "Sir, Julie mangos not in season right now and they wouldn't be untill next year"

"Doh worry, I eh mind waiting."
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Re: Trini death row joke
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2005, 11:37:51 PM »
hahahahahahaha
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Re: Trini death row joke
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2005, 07:24:49 PM »
lol
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Re: Trini death row joke
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2005, 07:25:42 PM »
What do u call a woman from lavantille who had an abortion??????












a crime stopper
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Re: Trini death row joke
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2005, 11:37:01 AM »
hahahhahahahha dat is a good one
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Re: Trini death row joke
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2005, 01:50:17 PM »
Quote from: matthew on March 20, 2005, 07:25:42 PM
What do u call a woman from lavantille who had an abortion??????
Crime stopper

Ouch  :o
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Re: Trini death row joke
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2005, 07:54:32 AM »
hear dis next laventille joke............................was d most confusing day in laventille...........fathers day :D
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Re: Trini death row joke
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2006, 04:27:24 PM »
Quote from: matthew on March 20, 2005, 07:25:42 PM
What do u call a woman from lavantille who had an abortion??????









a crime stopper

not cool. they use them same kind of jo0kes against blacks in america.
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Re: Trini death row joke
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2006, 09:00:10 AM »
Quote from: legal alien on March 11, 2006, 04:27:24 PM
Quote from: matthew on March 20, 2005, 07:25:42 PM
What do u call a woman from lavantille who had an abortion??????









a crime stopper

not cool. they use them same kind of jo0kes against blacks in america.
not cool at all  >:(
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Re: Trini death row joke
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2006, 09:54:57 AM »
Quote from: matthew on March 20, 2005, 07:25:42 PM
What do u call a woman from lavantille who had an abortion??????












a crime stopper

so do you think you could go to lavantille and tell that joke. or even better could you go up lavantille? hush yuh mouth and let people like yuh nah
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Re: Trini death row joke
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2006, 10:56:08 AM »
he cyar even go classes in south east wit da joke

ill timed and ill advised

small i thought u of all ppl wuda kno better but u a youngin so bless
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Re: Trini death row joke
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2006, 08:19:48 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:o gwad that one badd they...u see how we trini's smart
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