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Offline PortValeChris

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My name's Bond.............
« on: September 22, 2006, 12:18:31 PM »
 A lad who fancies himself goes to a night club and looks around the dance floor to find the most prettiest girl.  He sees one then he walks over to her and says
' Hello, my name's Bond'
'James Bond?' she replied exitedly
'No, Uni Bond, I want to fill your crack'


I am hoping that you have this product in Trinidad otherwise this joke aint funny
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Re: My name's Bond.............
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2006, 12:58:19 PM »
I dont think we have that...but everybody here would get the joke anyway

Unless you just testing out pick up lines for this weekend at the pub
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Re: My name's Bond.............
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2006, 01:59:09 PM »
Quote from: Dutty on September 22, 2006, 12:58:19 PM
I dont think we have that...but everybody here would get the joke anyway

Unless you just testing out pick up lines for this weekend at the pub


I kinda get it...yuh still have tuh know what de hell Uni Bond is to fully appreciate de humour.  Is de 'crack' part dat help.
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