A Barackpore ( my sincerest apologies to Barackpore people buh dis is de email i got, so insert any tong name here
) couple had made sacrifices to save money to send their only
son to university. Once there, he began to let his hair grow long, plus
sideburns, a moustache, and a goatee. When his hair was luxurious enough to
satisfy him, he had his photograph taken and mailed it home with a note
that read: "Do you like my hair style? Do you think it makes me look like a
count?"
"You idiot!" His father wrote back. "Here we are spending a fortune on your
education and you can't even SPELL!"
