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Island Life...One month later
« on: September 26, 2006, 08:31:33 AM »
A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

A. 2 Jamaican men and 1 Jamaican woman
B. 2 Trinidadian men and 1 Trinidadian woman
C. 2 Guyanese men and 1 Guyanese woman
D. 2 Bajan men and 1 Bajan woman
E. 2 Antiguan men and 1 Antiguan woman
F. 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
G. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:

* One Jamaican man killed the other Jamaican man for the Jamaican woman.

* The two Trinidadian men and the Trinidadian woman are living happily together.

* The two Guyanese men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
   alternate with the Guyanese woman.

* The two Bajan men are sleeping together, and the Bajan woman is
   cooking & cleaning for them.

* The two Antiguan men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long
   look at the Antiguan woman, and they started swimming.

* The two Chinese men are talking to all the other men on the island
   trying to sell them the Chinese woman.

* The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to
   the Indian woman.


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Re: Island Life...One month later
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2006, 09:42:49 AM »
so true.
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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Re: Island Life...One month later
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2006, 10:53:56 AM »
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