Q : What is the
strongest muscle?
A : Tongue.... Because it can raise woman's hip with just one lick.
Q : What is the lightest muscle?
A : Penis.... Because it can be raised by a woman's lips!
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Fact: A woman can guide a 1.5" diameter penis into an inch diameter vagina in pitch dark without looking, but cannot park a 6ft long car in a 7ft long parking space in daylight!
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The 69 position is like driving in rush hour, the asshole is always in front of you!
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Question : What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Answer : A chicken is the result of a SITTING HEN whereas a baby is the result of a STANDING COCK!
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My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still being paradise.
Why?
Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!
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Q : Why do men snore when lying on their backs?
A : Because their balls flop over their asshole and this causes an airlock!
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Q : What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
A : White begins "Once upon a time......."
Black begins "Y'all mo'f**kers a'int gonna believe this shit......"
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Q : What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A : When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME!
