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Offline Lil Jodie P

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poor baby
« on: October 06, 2006, 06:42:42 AM »
Little Tyron's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Tyron's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Tyron's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Tyron told his dad he understood completely. When Tyron looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Tyron."

Tyron said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really
beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Tyron, "coz he'd be f*cked if he needed glasses."
FOREVER AND ALWAYS "Little Jodie P" :)

Offline d1onlysexysugar

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Re: poor baby
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2006, 11:17:14 AM »
i wonder wat he got when he got home  :angel:
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