> A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring
around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed
this small sandal shop.
>
> From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say,
"You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!"
>
> So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have
some special sandals I think ! you would be interested in. Dey make
you wild at sex."
>
> Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after
what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need
them, being the sex God he was.
>
> The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex
freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." So, the
> husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and
tried them on.
>
> As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in
his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink
of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over
a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and
grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
>
> The Jamaican began screaming, "You got dem on the wrong feet!, you
got dem on the wrong feet!".
