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I is ah daddy?
« on: September 10, 2006, 08:25:30 PM »
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS


A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" to which she replies, "I think your the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful To his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor Party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???"


She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
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Re: I is ah daddy?
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2006, 08:33:00 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
unfortunately i never seen ah bueatiful BLOND math teacher...is that even possible.lol
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2006, 08:52:07 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
DAMM good joke.....

But Organic you have a valid point there  :devil:
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Re: I is ah daddy?
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2006, 07:21:10 AM »
Good one trini lol  :beermug:
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2006, 02:43:03 PM »
u sell out urself man ??? i tink he was drinkin b4 he went in d supermarket ...  :angel: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: I is ah daddy?
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2006, 11:59:51 AM »
he moddaass is ah freak.
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Re: I is ah daddy?
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2006, 06:05:08 AM »
Ah love it...
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« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2006, 01:43:27 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: whe da real sad dredsss man sellin out he self!! poor ting
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Re: I is ah daddy?
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2006, 02:57:25 PM »
Quote from: Organic on September 10, 2006, 08:33:00 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
unfortunately i never seen ah bueatiful BLOND math teacher...is that even possible.lol
I can't remember her name now but one was arrested for having sex with one of her students. Thats not the case from years ago I'm talking about a recent charge.
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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2006, 03:03:28 PM »
Here it is


Pamela Rogers Turner
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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2006, 11:11:12 AM »
damn so sad 2 hear ....   :angel: she liked his innocent smile ... lol  :rotfl:
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« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2006, 08:20:55 AM »
Quote from: Jah Gol on October 06, 2006, 03:03:28 PM
Here it is


Pamela Rogers Turner

Dam! Every man jack here wanted to have sex wid dem female teachers, some even had their fantasy come through. Me eh have no problem with dem female teachers with youth man. But I have a problem with dem Male teachers and young girls
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