A married couple both aged 62 were sitting down watching the television when there was a small flash of light and a fairy appeared. 'I grant you one wish each' said the fairy
The old lady wished that she and her husband could see the world. The fairy flicked her wand and woosh there appeared two tickets for a world cruise.
'And now your wish' said the fairy to the old man
He looked at his wife and said 'I'm sorry dear' then he turned to the fairy and said 'I would like a wife who is 30 years younger than me'
The fairy flicked her wand and woosh the old man became 92.
The moral of this story is... erm I've forgotten it but it's something about the fairy being female and something else.
Port Vale lost again yesterday and it's affected my joke telling.
