A Trinidadian couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go
Out into town and party with his old buddies, So he says to his new wife
>>>"Honey, ah coming back now..."
>>>"Whey you goin chunkalunks...?" asked the wife. "Ah going by the
>>>rum
>>>shop,
>>>pretty
>>>face.
>>>"Ah going tuh drink ah beer." The wife say to him, "You want ah
>>>beer mah
love?"
>>>Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12
different countries.
>>>The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can
>>>think
>>>of
>>>saying is, "Yah dahlin...but the bar....yuh know nah...the
>>>frozen glass..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the
>>>wife
>>>interrupts
>>>him by saying, "Yuh want ah frozen, glass puppy face?" She
>>>takes a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was >>>getting
>>>chills
>>>holding it.
>>>
>>>The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, tootsie roll, buh by
>>>the
>>>bar
>>>dey
>>>have those hors d'oeuvres that does taste real good...ah eh go be
>>>long,
>>>ah comin back now ah promise. OK?" "Yuh want horsd'oeuvres poochi
>>>pooh?
>>>She
>>>opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different
>>>hors'oeuvres. "But sweet honey...by the rum shop... yuh know
>>>nah...the
>>>swearing,
>>>the dirty words and all that..." "Yuh want dirty words cutie
>>>pie?...
>>>
>>>HERE, DRINK YUH f**kIN BEER IN YUH MUDDA-ASS MUG AND EAT YOUR KISS
>>>MEH
>>>ASS
>>>SNACKS,
>>>BECAUSE YUH EH GOIN NO f**kIN WHERE! YUH HEAR MEH ASSHOLE!!!
>>>
