Dear Santa!

[Touches]

Dear Santa.

I know you maybe wondering why I am writing to you one day after Christmas but after opening my presents yesterday, I just had to
write to you.

Santa ah was a very good girl all year round, ah listened to my mother when she spoke to me (something ah does rearely do) ah helped out with errands around the house, ah even helped the neighbours kids do their errands.

Ah helped old mean Mr. George cross the street when the other kids wouldn't fart on him tuh help him

Santa ah studied really hard in school this year, so hard that ah finished first in my class.

Ah made it meh duty to be nice and not naughty.

Santa when ah wrote my Christmas list to you, ah ask yuh for a Barbie princess doll, ah Barbie kitchen, ah Dora the Explorer computer game, ah cabbage patch doll and a monopoly game.

So Santa how the f**k after reading my list you would leave under the Christmas tree ah shity, f**king light up Yo-Yo, ah mother-c**t
plastic tea-set and ah f**king no name dolly that look like she have f**king Polio.

Santa is like yuh f**king blind or yuh can't f**king read!

Every year ah say ah would stop believing in yuh f**king ass and like ah fool ah does always give yuh ah another chance but not ah
f**king-gain,yuh f**king fat ass dead with me, yuh hear what ah say, yuh dead.

Ah waiting for yuh, mother ass next year, yuh better don't try to climb yuh fat Jenny Craig wanting ass down meh chimney yuh know, because Santa ah swear ah would f**k yuh up.

Just imagine you give that little cokey eye Sally from across de road everything that she asked for, that she ain't have room to walk
around she house.

Santa, yuh see you and them f**king Reindeer allyuh better think twice about landing on my house next year yuh no, especially that f**king Rudolph, let him just blink he f**king shiney red nose just once, ah swear he would wish that it was green because ah would out he f**king light so fast you and them dumb-ass Reindeer wouldn't see all yuh way back to de f**king north pole.

Next year, ah will be back to meh good old self, causing havoc around de f**king neighbourhood and waiting pateintly with ah big stone for your fat f**king ass to come Ho-Hoing on my roof top.


Sincerely,

Little Jenny.

[Kingk]

Dear Santa.
>
>                Ah know yuh muh be wondain' why ah writin' to yuh
>only one day after Christmas, buh after openin' meh presents
>yesterday, Ah had to write yuh. Santa ah was ah very good gyurl all
>year rong, ah listen to meh mudder when she talk to meh (someting ah
>does hardly do) ah help out wit' wuk rong de house, ah even help de
>neighbor chirrun do dey wuk. Ah help da bad ole Mr. George cross de
>street when de uder chirrun, just eh budder wit him. Santa ah study
>real hard in school dis year, so hard dat ah finish firs in meh
>class. Ah make it meh duty to be nice an' not wicked. Santa when ah
>write meh Christmas list to yuh, ah ask yuh for ah Barbie princess
>doll, ah Barbie kitchen, ah Dora de
>Explorer computer game, ah cabbage
>patch doll an' a monopoly game. So Santa how de f**k after readin'
>meh lis' yuh go leave under de Christmas tree ah shity, f**kin'
>light up Yo-Yo, ah mudder-c**t plastic tea-set an' ah f**kin' no
>name dolly dat look like she have f**kin' Polio. Santa is like yuh
>f**kin' blind or yuh cyah f**kin' read! Every year ah say ah go stop
>believin' in yuh f**kin' ass an' like ah fool ah does always give
>yuh ah anudder chance but not ah f**kin'-gain, yuh f**kin' fat ass
>dead wit' me, yuh hear wha' ah say, yuh dead. Ah waitin' for yuh,
>mudder c**t next year, yuh better doht try to clime yuh fat ass dong
>meh chimney yuh know, because Santa ah swear ah go f**k yuh up. Just
>imagine yuh give dat lil cokey eye Betty from across de road
>everyting dat she aks for, dat she ehn have room to walk rong she
>house. Santa, yuh see you an' dem f**kin' Reindeer allyuh better
>t'ink twice bout lan'in' on meh house
>nex year yuh know, especially dat f**kin' Rudolph, let him just
>blink he f**kin' shiney red nose jus once, ah swear he go wish dat
>it was green because ah go out he f**kin' light so fast yuh an' dem
>chupid-ass Reindeer ehn go see all yuh way back to de f**kin' nort'
>pole. Nex year, ah go be meh good old self, causin' trouble rong de
>f**kin' neighborhood an' waitin' patiently wit' ah big stone for yuh
>fat f**kin' ass to come Ho-Hoin' on meh roof top.
>
>
>
>Sincerely,
>
>Lil Jenny.
>
>
>
>P.S Santa f**k YOU! 
>
>
>
>Rebecca  Kerr

[Dreded Star]

>> >Dear Santa.
>> >I know you maybe wondering why I am writing to you one day after
>> >Christmas but after opening my presents yesterday, I just had to
>>write
>> >to you.
>> >Santa ah was a very good girl all year round, ah listened to my
>>mother
>> >when she spoke to me (something ah does rearely do) ah helped out
>>with
>> >errands around the house, ah even helped the neighboures kids do
>>their
>> >errands.
>> >Ah helped old mean Mr. George cross the street when the other
>>kids, just
>> >turned up their noses at him.
>> >Santa ah studied really hard in school this year, so hard that ah
>> >finished first in my class.
>> >Ah made it meh duty to be nice and not naughty. Santa when ah
>>wrote my
>> >Christmas
>> >list to you, ah ask yuh for a Barbie princess doll, ah  Barbie
>>kitchen,
>> >ah Dora the Explorer computer game, ah cabbage patch doll and a
>>monopoly
>> >game.
>> >So Santa how the f**k after reading my list you would leave under
>>the
>> >Christmas tree ah shity, fcking light up Yo-Yo, ah mother-c**t
>>plastic
>> >tea-set and ah f**king no name dolly that look like she have
>>f**king
>> >Polio.
>> >Santa is like yuh f**king blind or yuh can't
>>Fcking read!
>> >Every year ah say ah would stop believing in yuh Fcking ass and
>> >like ah fool ah does always give yuh ah another chance but not ah
>> >Fcking-gain, yuh Fcking fat ass dead with me, yuh hear what ah
>>say,
>> >yuh dead.
>> >Ah waiting for yuh, mother ass next year, yuh better don't try to
>>climb
>> >yuh fat Jenny Craig wanting ass down meh chimney yuh no, because
>>Santa
>> >ah swear ah would Fck yuh up.
>> >Just imagine you give that little cokey eye Sally from across de
>>road
>> >everything that she asked for, that she ain't have room to walk
>>around
>> >she house.
>> >Santa, yuh see you and them Fcking Reindeer allyuh better think
>>twice
>> >about landing on my house next year yuh no, especially that
>>f**king
>> >Rudolph, let him just blink he fcking shiney red nose just once,
>>ah
>> >swear he would wish that it was green
>>because ah would out he fcking
>> >light so fast you and them dumb-ass Reindeer wouldn't see all yuh
>>way
>> >back to de Fcking north pole.
>> >Next year, ah will be back to meh good old self, causing havoc
>>around de
>> >f**king neighbourhood and waiting pateintly with ah big stone for
>>your
>> >fat Fcking ass to come Ho-Hoing on my roof top.
>> >
>> >Sincerely,
>> >Little Jenny.
>> >
>> >P.S Santa  FCK YOU!
>> >

[TriniCana]

Boy i ain't go lie....ah little pee hit meh drawers. datz my chile

 

[Lil Jodie P]

ungrateful little bit#h....
hahahahahahaha this was good tho

[Marcos]

classic
classic

[sprog]

 

[sprog]

old stuff just read dis joke here

[dinho]

sorry bout de expletive content but too funny not to share...



A Trini Letter To Santa
Tuna Puna
Trinidad


December 26, 2005

Dear Santa,

know yah probly wonderin why I writin yuh on Boxsing Day,but after
opening meh presents and dem yesterday, I just had to write yuh. Santa
ah was a real good gyul all year round, ah lissen to meh muddah when she
talk to meh, ah help out with house wuk, ah even help de neighbour
chilrren and them do dey chaws too. Ah helped dat old Mr.George across d
road when d oddah chilrren just watch him and leave him dey. Santa ah
study hard in school dis year,so hard that ah come fuss in meh class.

Santa when ah write meh Christmas List to yuh, ah axk yuh for a Barbie
princess doll, ah Barbie kitchen, ah Dora the Explorer computer game and
a monopoly.

So Santa . . . how the f**k after reading meh list you would leave under
d blasted Christmas tree ah shitty f**king light up yo-yo, ah
mudderf**king plastic tea-set and ah f**king no name dolly lookin like
she have polio. Santa is like yuh f**king blind or yuh cyah read! Every
year ah say ah would stop believing in yuh f**king ass and like ah fool
ah does always give yuh ah nex chance but ah f**k again. Yuh f**king fat
ass dead with me, yuh hear what ah say, yuh dead. Ah go wait for yuh
muddah ass next year, yuh better don't try to squeeze yuh fat bolockscious
ass thru meh louvers, because Santa ah swear ah go f**k yuh up, it go be
me , you and a guava wood.

Just imagine you give that little cokey eye, knock knee,
moddaac**t Laurel from across de road, she get everything that she axk
for,till she doh even have room to walk around she house. And Santa,yuh
see you and dem f**king reindeer and dem, all yah better tink twice bout
landing on my house next year, especially dat f**king Red nose prick
Rudolph, ah go stone he muddac**t, yuh go have to walk back to d f**king
north pole when ah done with dem. I swear nex year, ah waiting patiently
for yuh fat f**king ass to come Ho-Hoin' on meh galvanise roof. Ah go do
fuh yuh, ah promise, watch and see...

Love,
Kerri Ann.

[Aviator]

ROTFLMFAO......... . . .     only ah trini could thikn of writing something like that

[Socaman]

especially dat f**king Red nose prick
Rudolph, ah go stone he muddac**t, yuh go have to walk back to d f**king
north pole when ah done with dem.

that line crack me up

[TriniCana]

nuh man...dis line win 

Yuh f**king fat ass dead with me, yuh hear what ah say, yuh dead

[Sam]

Dear Santa,
 
I knows yuh probly wonderin why Ah writin yuh on Boxsing Day, but after opening meh presents and dem yesterday, I just had was to write yuh.
Santa Ah was a real good gyul all year rouund,  Ah lissen to meh muddah when  she talk to meh, Ah help out with house wuk,  Ah even help de neighbor chilrren and dem do dey chaws too. Ah helped dat old Mr.George across de  road when d oddah chilrren just watch him and leave him dey. Santa Ah study Hard in school dis year, so hard that ah come fuss in meh class.
Santa when  Ah write meh Christmas List to yuh, ah axk yuh for a Barbie princess doll, a Barbie kitchen, a  Dora the Explorer computer game and a monopoly.
So, Santa.......how the foock after reading meh list you would leave under de
Blasted Christmas tree ah shity foocking light up Yo-Yo, ah muddacuunt
Plastic tea-set and ah foocking no name dolly lookin like she have Polio.
Santa is like yuh foocking blind or yuh cyah read! Every year Ah say ah
would stop believing in yuh foocking ass and like ah Fool Ah does always
give yuh a nex chance but not a foockagain. Yuh foocking fat ass dead with
Me, yuh hear what ah say, yuh dead. Ah go wait for yuh muddah ass next year, yuh better don't try to squeeze yuh fat bolockscious ass thru meh louvres, because Santa Ah swear ah go foock yuh up, it go be me, you and a Gauva wood.
Just imagine you give that little cokey eye, knock knee, muddacuunt Nicole from across de road, she get everything that she axk for, till she doh even have room to walk around she house.
And Santa, yuh see You and dem foocking Reindeer and dem, allyuh better tink twice bout landing pon my house next year, especially dat foocking Red nose prick Rudolph, ah go  Stone he muddacuunt, yuh go have to walk back to d foocking north pole when  Ah done with dem. I swear nex year, ah waiting patiently for yuh fat foocking ass to come Ho-Hoin on mih galvanise roof .
Ah go do fuh yuh, Ah promise.
Watch an see.... 
 
Love Kerri Ann

[Savannah boy]

Dear Santa,

I know yuh probly wonderin why I writin yuh on Boxsing Day but, after opening meh presents and dem yesterday, I just had to write yuh. Santa, ah was a reeaal good gyul all year rouund. Ah lissen to meh muddah when she talk to meh, ah help out with house wuk, ah even help de neighbor chilrren and dem do dey chaws too. Ah help dat old Mr.George across d road when d oddah chilrren just watch him and leave him dey. Santa, ah study hard in school dis year u know. So hard, that ah come fuss in meh class. Santa, when ah write meh Christmas List to yuh, ah axk yuh for a Barbie princess doll, ah Barbie kitchen, ah Dora the Explorer computer game, an ah monopoly. So.........Santa. ......... how de ass after reading meh list you would leave under d blasted Christmas tree ah shity light up Yo-Yo, ah muddac**t plastic tea-set and ah f**king no name dolly lookin like she have Polio. Santa is like yuh f**king blind or yuh cyah read! Every year ah say ah would stop believing in yuh fat mampey ass and like ah Fool ah does always give yuh ah nex chance but not ah f**kin gain. Yuh damn blasted fat ass dead with me, yuh hear what ah say, yuh dead. Ah go wait for yuh muddah ass next year, yuh better don't try to squeeze yuh fat blubba ass thru meh louvres, because Santa Ah swear ah go f**k yuh up, it go be me, you and a tamarind branch. Just imagine, you give that little cokey eye, knock knee, muddac**t Nicole from across de road, everything that she axk for, till she doh even have room to walk around she house. And Santa, yuh see you and dem stchupid Reindeer and dem, allyuh better tink twice bout landing on my house next year, especially dat f**king Red nose prick Rudolph, ah go stone he muddac**t, yuh go have to walk back to d f**king north pole when ah done with dem. I swear nex year, ah waiting patiently for yuh blasted fat ass to come Ho-Hoin on my galvanise roof . Ah go do fuh yuh, ah promise.

Watch an see.... yuh muddac**t