Harry is getting along in years and finds that he
is unable to perform
sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a
few things, but nothing
seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an
American Indian medicine man.
The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that
said, he throws a white
powder in a flame, and there is a flash with
billowing blue smoke.
Then he says, "This is powerful medicine but you can
only use it once a
year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall
rise for as long as you
wish!"
The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and
I don't want to
continue?"
The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner
has to say is 1234, and
it will go down. But be warned: It will not work
again for another year."
Harry rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers
and prowess.
That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He
showers, shaves, and puts
on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne.
After he gets into bed and is
lying next to her, he says, "123" and suddenly he
becomes more aroused than
anytime in his life, just as the medicine man had
promised.
His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns
over and asks, "What did
you say 123 for?"
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And now you know why you shouldn't end a sentence
with a preposition.
