Be warned... do not read if you have just eaten or have a weak stomach!
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>>> >About 7 am on August 25th 1998, thirty-six year old Mrs Sarah Jenson
>>> >started her period. By the time she arrived at work an hour later, she
>>> >had started to experience a chronic itching sensation in her crotch.
>>> >Sarah worked as an advisor in a call centre and had recently received a
>>> >final warning about her poor attendance record. To keep her job, she
>>> >tried to ignore the itch and got on with answering customers calls. At
>>> >11:25am she reported to her boss that she suffering from severe
>>> >abdominal pain and it was only when she collapsed in her own vomit that
>>> >he called for an ambulance. She was admitted to the Lincoln Hospital,
>>> >Texas where doctors discovered that her vagina was greatly swollen and
>>> >her labia had distended to three times normal size. Whilst cleaning the
>>> >inflamed area, a tampon was found and it was sent away for analysis.
>>> >Suspecting Toxic Shock Syndrome, Sarah was kept under close observation
>>> >until her condition was no longer critical. One week later the Lab
>>> >results on the tampon arrived and doctors were baffled to find that it
>>> >contained traces of wasp venom. It transpires that Sarah was having an
>>> >affair with her aerobics instructor, and when her husband Mr Henry
>>> >Jenson found out, he was so enraged he wanted revenge. Knowing his
>>> >wife was allergic to insect stings, he purchased wasp venom through a
>>> >biochemical company. He lightly coated his wife's tampons with the
>>> >venom, resealed the individual wrappers and replaced them in their box.
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>>> >In March 1997,
>>> >Brian Crenshaw, a chemical engineer from West London, returned to the
>>> >UK after spending the previous six months overseeing work at a
>>> >biochemicals plant in Nigeria. During his first week back, his wife
>>> >complained that he seemed to have difficulty listening properly. Brian
>>> >suggested that his ears had not fully recovered from the air pressure
>>> >changes experienced during his flight. Over the next two weeks,
>>> >Brian's condition worsened as he started to feel tickling sensations
>>> >deep in his ears. Thinking the trouble was caused by loosened ear wax,
>>> >he attempted to clean his ears with a ballpoint pen. When he pressed
>>> >it into his right ear, he heard a cracking sound and saw the pen
>>> >covered in a yellow goo. He went to his local GP claiming had
>>> >punctured his ear drum. The GP reached into Brian's right ear with a
>>> >pair of tweezers and pulled out what appeared to be an insect antenna.
>>> >During the examination Brian was horrified to learn that he had a total
>>> >of 5 African cockroaches living in his head. Four cockroaches were
>>> >alive and one cockroach was dead, presumably crushed by Brian's pen
>>> >attack.
>>> >An investigation revealed that when Brian was in Nigeria, a female
>>> >African cockroach must have laid numerous eggs in the toiletries bag
>>> >where he kept his cotton buds. When he was cleaning his ears, he was
>>> >also transferring the cockroach eggs to his inner ear where they
>>>started to hatch.
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>>> >
>>> >On September 4 1999 at 9.30 am Ron Guptey of N.S.W Australia went into
>>> >hospital complaining of severe pain in the rectum area. The doctor on
>>> >call examined him, he found severe swelling around the anus but was
>>> >left puzzled because he had not seen such a thing before. Two more
>>> >doctors examined and they too were left confused about what was
>>> >happening. Ron's health was deteriorating as the day wore on, he
>>> >developed a fever and was suffering a lot of pain around his abdomen.
>>> >The doctors gave pain killers but the symptoms worsened until 2.57 pm
>>> >when he lapsed into a coma and 2 hours later was pronounced dead. An
>>> >investigation was led to discover the reason of death. During the post
>>> >mortem, traces of wood bark were found inside the rectal passage, but
>>> >as the examination went further the doctor discovered about 3 or 4
>>> >black widow spiders in Ron s intestine.
>>> >The police found a tree with a cut of branch along the side in Ron's
>>> >back yard, there were traces of KY jelly and traces of rectal juices
>>> >along the branch. There was also Black widow egg shells found inside
>>> >the bark. Ron was apparently satisfying himself with this tree stump,
>>> >but failed to notice the black widow nest on the tree. During his
>>> >sexual act he had impregnated himself with the black widow eggs. The
>>> >eggs had embedded in his rectal passage walls and were kept at the
>>> >required temperature for the eggs to develop and finally hatch. Once
>>> >the baby spiders were hatched they had bitten him and had poisoned him
>>> >from the inside.
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>>> >
>>> >One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan Da Lucci of Kittery Maine,
>>> >woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had
>>> >diarrhoea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realised that it was
>>> >urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhoea,
>>> >just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on
>>> >it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise
>>> >anyone has ever heard. In paralysing pain, Ms. Da Lucci for the next
>>> >few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning
>>> >tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet,
>>> >white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbours called the
>>> >emergency services. When medics arrived they found Ms. Da Lucci
>>> >unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her
>>> >bathrobe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup.
>>> >The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left
>>> >leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She
>>> >was lying there all twisted up and as he lifted her left leg to
>>> >straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a
>>> >creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her
>>> >genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the
>>> >medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor
>>> >in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the
>>> >cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The
>>> >horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in.
>>> >When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so
>>> >horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without
>>> >convulsing. The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud
>>> >shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace. If you think that is
>>> >bad, wait until you hear how it happened:
>>> >
>>> >Ms. Da Lucci official death was the result of a combination of shock
>>> >and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when
>>> >she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her
>>> >head on the toilet and then fell to the floor. It is believed by
>>> >medical police that on two nights before the accident she had purchased
>>> >a live lobster at a fish market. While taking a bath, she had gently
>>> >inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive pleasure. At
>>> >that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to
>>> >flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian
>>> >porn video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of
>>> >the bath. The lobster was found in the kitchen bin wrapped in a paper
>>> >bag. Traces of Ms. Da Lucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with
>>> >pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints.
>>> >The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in
>>>lighters.
>>> >The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud
>>> >shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them
>>> >(they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually
>>> >harmlessly boiled to
>>> >death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. Da Lucci's uterus
>>> >whilst she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to
>>> >gestate and Ms. Da Lucci was only four days away from getting her
>>> >period, doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her
>>> >womb was the perfect PH balance. You can imagine the pain she was in
>>> >when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud
>>>shrimp in her toilet.
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i just want to know what really goingin society today? this have me real shocked! Lord put ah han!
