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Honey Bee
« on: November 08, 2006, 05:19:58 PM »
There was this couple sunbathing on a nude beach when a bee flew inside the woman's vagina. They frantically rushed to their doctor who advised the man to put some honey on his penis and lure the bee out,however the man was so nervous he could not get an erection and asked the doctor if he could oblige. With little hesitation the doctor took out his already erect penis applied the honey and began pumping away. The husband was shocked and asked the doctor what was happening, the doctor excitedly replied change of plans man I am going to drown the bastard instead.


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Re: Honey Bee
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2006, 05:26:42 PM »
hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Honey Bee
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2006, 07:44:26 PM »
i hope de doc wasnt called "pyrex" in school. :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
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Re: Honey Bee
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2006, 09:40:06 AM »
hahahahahh. :beermug:
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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Re: Honey Bee
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2006, 09:18:05 PM »
a new twist to having a ' bee in yuh bonnet.

 

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