A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting
>> >>
>> >>married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit
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>> >>worried about how their sex life would get started, she made
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>> >>them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a
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>> >>few words on how marital sex felt.
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>> >>The first daughter sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
>> >>wedding.
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>> >>The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first,
>>but
>> >>then
>>went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said:
>> >>"Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her
>> >>daughter.
>> >>The second daughter sent the card from Vermont a week after the
>> >>wedding and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to
>>go
>> >>straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
>>Benson
>> >>& Hedges package "Extra Long. King Size".
>> >>She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her
>> >>daughter.
>> >>The third daughter left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom
>> >>waited for a week......... Nothing. Another week went by and
>>
>> >>still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
>> >>Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "BWIA".
>> >>Mom took out her latest Guardian magazine, flipped through the
>> >>pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BWIA. The
>> >>ad said:"Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
>> >>Mom fainted.
