Q: How do you circumsize a redneck?
A: You kick his sister in the jaw.
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Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?
A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!
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Q: How do you know you've been kidnapped by a redneck?
A: He's asking 2 million dollars ransom in unmarked million dollar bills.
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Q: What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
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Q: Why do rednecks' dogs have flat noses?
A: From chasing parked cars...
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Q: How does a redneck take a bubblebath?
A: He farts in a puddle.
Sorry if anyone got offended
