Little Black Riding Hood was getting ready to visit her
grandmother her mother said,
"you'd better not go out tonight, little black riding hood
because the big bad wolf is out and you know what he'll do:
He'll lift up your little black dress, pull down your little black
panties, and screw your little black ass off Little Black Riding
Hood pulled out a shotgun and said, "Don't worry mother,
"I've got it covered."
So she was walking through the forest when she came across
the three little pigs. One of them ran out of the brick house and
said "You shouldn't be out tonight, Little Black Riding Hood!
The Big Bad Wolf is out and you know what he'll do if he catches
you. He'll lift up your little black dress, pull down your little black
panties, and screw your little black ass off, She pull out out the
shotgun and said "Don't worry boys I got it covered!"
As she continued on through the forest,she came across the Big
Bad Wolf and he said "You shouldn't have come out tonight, little
Black Riding Hood becauseYou know what I'm going to do. I'm
going to lift up your little black dress, pull down your little black
panties, and screw your little black ass off.
She lifts up her little black dress, pulls down her little black panties
lays down on her back with her legs apart, points the shotgun at
him and says,
"Nah, motha f**ker! You're going to eat me like the book says............"