One day Port of Spain was flooded out due to heavy
>rainfall.
>"South people" got to leave work early.
> A young man egarly rushed home to be with his
>equally youthful wife.
>As he pulled up on his driveway, he braved the
>thunderous rain and darted
>into his house.
>To his dismay, his wife's "horner-man" ran outside
>to get away.
>The young husband walked up to his wife and "buss
>two slap in she ass."
>Crying "bucket-ah-drop" she said, "Why yuh slap meh
>for?"
>S he continued... "Dat is d man who buy dem shoes on
>yuh foot.
>Dat is d man who doz help me pay d bills. Dat is d
>man who pay down on d car
>u drivin."
>Totally enraged the husband replied,
>"Dat is exactly why ah friggin slap yuh... yuh go
>hav d man runnin in d
>rain?"