THE CENTIPEDE
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>>>This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he
>>>had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he
>>>wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally
>>>bought a centipede (100-legged crawler), which came in a little
>>>white box to use for his house.
>>>
>>>He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
>>>decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have
>>>a drink.
>>>
>>>So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
>>>Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from
>>>his new pet.
>>>
>>>This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
>>>him again, "How about goin g to the bar and having a drink with me?"
>>>
>>>But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
>>>waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided
>>>to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the
>>>centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go
>>>
>>>Frank's place and have a drink with me?
>>>
>>>
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>A little voice came out of the box...........
>>>"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my fu**ing shoes on."
