The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And wellworth the wait! An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doingconstruction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,"Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time forlunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off,too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I 'mjumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box,saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, andj umped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bolognaand jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage,I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said,"I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.The blonde's wife said,"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!"
