The BossBack when the human body was created, all body parts wanted to be the boss.
The brain said: "Since I have the control over all body parts & do the thinking for them, I should be the boss!"
The legs said: "Since we carry the body wherever it wants to go & follow the instructions given to us from the brain, we have decided that we should be the boss!"
The eyes said: "Since we always have a look out for the body & all of its parts & always warn you when we see danger coming, we surely have the right to be the boss!"
One after the other, each and every body part tried to find a reason to be the body's boss: the heart, lungs, hands, etc...
Finally, the asshole insisted it should be the boss! Everyone laughed and laughed and found the idea of having an asshole as a boss totally absurd! This made the asshole very angry; so angry that it decided to close. It decided to pout and resisted to function.
After a while the brain became fever, the eyes were swollen & ached horribly, the legs became week & the hands just dangled around. Even the heart and the lungs were having a difficult time trying to function adequately. After they couldn't stand it anymore they all begged the brain to let the asshole be the boss.
And so be it; all body parts did their jobs while the asshole had nothing better to do than to play "the boss" and just give a lot of shit from himself...
And the moral is: In order to be a boss, you don't have to be a genius...just an ordinary asshole!
