Lion Taming
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a handsome older man in his mid-sixties, and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
"I'm not going to sugar coat it," the circus owner tells them. "This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're history.
"Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The blonde says, "I'll go first."
She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet, purring like a kitten.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. "I've never seen a display like that in my life," he says. He then turns to the older man and asks, "Can you top that?"
"No problem," replies the older man. "But first you'll have to get that lion out of the way."
