He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an
impossible decision, they were both super workers Rather than flip a
coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler
the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover
after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take
an aspirin.
The Boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this
before,
but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel
like shit."
