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Offline cocoapanyol

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Children's Science Test
« on: January 29, 2007, 11:01:55 AM »

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> These are real answers given by children.
>
> Q: Name the four seasons.
> A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
>
> Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
> A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
> pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
>
> Q: How is dew formed?
> A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
>
> Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
> A: Keep it in the cow.
>
> Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
> A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends
> to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
> nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
>
> Q: What are steroids?
> A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
>
> Q: What happens to your body as you age?
> A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
>
> Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
> A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
>
> Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> A: Premature death.
>
> Q: What is artificial insemination?
> A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
>
> Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.G .., abdomen.)
> A: The body is consisted into three parts---the brainium, the borax and
> the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains
> the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,
> E, I, O, and U.
>
> Q: What is the fibula?
> A: A small lie.
>
> Q: What does "varicose" mean?
> A: Nearby.
>
> Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
> A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
>
> Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
> A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
>
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Re: Children's Science Test
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2007, 12:42:48 PM »
they too precious yes

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.


I'm sure that teacher buss when she heard dat

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Re: Children's Science Test
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2007, 01:10:59 PM »
they too precious yes

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.


I'm sure that teacher buss when she heard dat


I like dis one!>

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
> A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

 

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