a man come home from work, sit down on he favourite chair and tell he wife, "quick bring mneh ah beer before it start."
de wife wonder what de arse he talking about, but she went in de fridge and get him de Carib.
when he done with de beer, he tell de wife, tuh hurry up and bring him anooder beer. she start tuh get vex, but she bring him de beer.
de man finish de beer and lok at he wife and say, hurry, bring meh anodder beer, it go start soon.
de wifey damn vex now say: "yuh waltz in ere flop yuh big fat ass down in de bess chair and start ordering meh around like ah slave." Yuh eh even ask meh how meh day was or nutten..yuh playing de arse.
de man say oh shit it start already oui
