I gave this much though over the past day or two. I even took time off work to sit in my shoes and ponder.
In regards to Mr. Beckham I think there are two vital questions that have been overlooked.
1. Whose job is it to inform the man that his *cough* package is too small for FedEx delivery
and
2. Whose job is it to provide and install the requred enhancements to said small package?
uhmm chatter, ah fine them fellas in yuh post look a lil metrosexual...dat have me confuse. Is like givinj me two stick and putting me in Renegades band fuh panorama but not all de bass have a note to pong.