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Offline cocoapanyol

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Questions and Answers
« on: February 12, 2007, 09:46:57 AM »
Q:  WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
     A: It's Braille for "suck here".
 
 
Q: WHAT  IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
   A: It's the same as a French  kiss, but only "down under."
 
 
Q: WHAT DO  YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
  A: Melt them down, make  a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
 
 
Q: WHY ARE  HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
 A: Because when  they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they
Take your house and car with them.
 
 
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR  EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
 A: Because they  don't have any balls to scratch.
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Re: Questions and Answers
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2007, 10:37:11 AM »
Q: WHY ARE  HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
 A: Because when  they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they
Take your house and car with them.
my bro-out-law in Florida would definitely agree with that ;D ;D
« Last Edit: February 12, 2007, 11:24:58 AM by WestCoastTrini »
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2007, 03:00:05 PM »
 
Q: WHY ARE  HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
 A: Because when  they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they
Take your house and car with them.
 
 

oh come on ...... we take d money 2 ..l.... don't 4get dat  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:  :angel:
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