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Canada PR
« on: March 02, 2007, 12:24:24 PM »
Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an
> > >>International Tourism Website, obviously the answers are a joke;
> > >>but the
> > >>questions were really asked! !!!!
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants
> > >>grow?
> > >>
> > >>( England )
> > >>
> > >>A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and
> > >>watch them
> > >>die.
> > >>
> > >>Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
> > >>
> > >>A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
> > >>
> > >>Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto ; can I follow the
> > >>railroad
> > >>tracks? ( Norway )
> > >>
> > >>A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles, take lots of water.
> > >>
> > >>Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden )
> > >>
> > >>A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
> > >>
> > >>Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places
> > >>to
> > >>contact for a stuffed Beaver. ( Italy )
> > >>
> > >>A: Let's not touch this one.
> > >>
> > >>Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me
> > >>a list
> > >>of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England )
> > >>
> > >>A: What did your last slave die of?
> > >>
> > >>Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ?
> > >>( USA )
> > >>
> > >>A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .
> > >>Ca-na-DA is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure,
> > >>the
> > >>hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary . Come naked.
> > >>
> > >>Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )
> > >>
> > >>A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees . Contact us when you get
> > >>there and
> > >>we'll send the rest of the directions.
> > >>
> > >>Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? ( England )
> > >>
> > >>A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
> > >>
> > >>Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
> > >>
> > >>A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y,
> > >>which
> > >>is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday
> > >>night in
> > >>Vancouver and in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Now you
> > >>come
> > >>naked.
> > >>
> > >>Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )
> > >>
> > >>A: No, We don't stink.
> > >>
> > >>Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth.
> > >>Can you
> > >>sell it in Canada ? ( USA )
> > >>
> > >>A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
> > >>
> > >>Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female
> > >>population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
> > >>
> > >>A: Yes, gay nightclubs. ( loved this)
> > >>
> > >>Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )
> > >>
> > >>A: Only at Thanksgiving.
> > >>
> > >>Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year
> > >>round?(
> > >>Germany )
> > >>
> > >>A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gatherers.
> > >>Milk is
> > >>illegal.
> > >>
> > >>Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget
> > >>its
> > >>name. Its a kind of big horse with horns.
> > >>(USA )
> > >>
> > >>A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the
> > >>brains
> > >>of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying
> > >>yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
> > >>
> > >>Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
> > >>
> > >>A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first
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Re: Canada PR
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2007, 03:02:30 PM »
full of sh*t  :devil: :devil:
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