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Mourinho, Wenger, and Ferguson die in an air crash. When they arrive at the gates of heaven God asks Wenger:
"So my son what is important in football and life?"
"Skills, communication, and team work. That's what is important," answers the Frenchman.
God: "I like what you say my son. Come and sit at my left side."
And then God asked: "So Ferguson, what is important in football and life?"
Ferguson replies, "Everybody has to listen to the words and the commands of the master. Then work. Work hard and make the right choices."
God: "I like your words my son. Come and sit at my right side."
Then God notices that Mourinho is looking very indignant and upset.
"What is bothering you my son?" asks God.
"You are sitting in my chair," said Mourinho
Got this from Maxxed forums posted by ilnadmy
