i eh know if this one posted already..but.....
A Trini man appears before St. Peter atthe Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, ah could tink of one ting." the man offers. "Once, ah wasdriving
through Laventille, and ah see ah gang ah fellahs threatenin' a young gyul.
I tell dem plain to leave she, but dey wouldn' listen. So ah walk up to de
head one - the largest and most ignorant lookin' one. Ah giv he two cuff in
he mouth, kick him in d balls, rip off he cap, throw it on d groun' and
tell him, 'Leave she alone or yuh go answer to me...'."
St Peter was impressed. "When did all this happen?"
"Jus' now."
