From the ex...

[Jumbie]

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day.We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic". "Wow!" I said. "I
don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit
balder than when you last saw me."

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop
being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I
would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!" So I told her to f0c.k off.

[Organic]

damn right 

[capodetutticapi]

jumbie them chubby gyul does give yuh some sweet sweet lovin.

[Pointman]

jumbie them chubby gyul does give yuh some sweet sweet lovin.

Capo like yuh sample all types dread

[che]

Jumbie, why you do my sister dat 

[capodetutticapi]

jumbie them chubby gyul does give yuh some sweet sweet lovin.

Capo like yuh sample all types dread

point to enjoy life to de fullest yuh must sample what de man above put on this here earth.eat ah lil callaloo,yuh must try ah lil chow mein,yuh definitly have to eat yuh roti and now and then ah lil spagetti.plus yuh cyar eat home food all de time,eat de other woman ah mean outside now and then.

[FLi !]

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day.We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic". "Wow!" I said. "I
don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit
balder than when you last saw me."

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop
being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I
would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!" So I told her to f0c.k off.

It's funny, cuz it's exactly some Sh*t FLi would do 

[jamille]

  MAN EH BET THEY BAD NAH

[Organic]

MAN EH BET THEY BAD NAH

no woman, this is de jokes section. and also men does get thier fair shar eof talks in here.

[cocoapanyol]

jumbie them chubby gyul does give yuh some sweet sweet lovin.

Capo like yuh sample all types dread

point to enjoy life to de fullest yuh must sample what de man above put on this here earth.eat ah lil callaloo,yuh must try ah lil chow mein,yuh definitly have to eat yuh roti and now and then ah lil spagetti.plus yuh cyar eat home food all de time,eat de other woman ah mean outside now and then.