A loud unattractive, hardfaced woman walks into kmart with her 2 kids in tow screaming obscenties at them. The door greeter says 'Good morning welcome to kmart - nice kids are they twins?', the fat ugly woman replies 'Do they f0c.king look like twins u stupid prick?' the door greeter replies 'Absolutely not - I just can't believe that anyone would want to f0c.k you twice!'