nahhh...allyuh hadda watch divorce court
i remembered one case
dey married for 9 months, he bout 300 pounds and she about 125
both ah dem have children outside dey marriage
SHE say he too fat and she cyah breath when dey having sexual intercourse and he does snore
HE say she met him while he was fat, but she staving him to lose weight
SHE say he doh help round dey house
HE say she does go out late at nights
SHE bawl back dat she is ah exotic dancer, and datz when she job start, but he doh fret when she bring home dey money to feed he fat ass (judge bawl out order in court)
But when ya watch dey judge she have ah tissue box next tur she and dey crowd in dey back on dey ground
SHE bawl out he does watch PORN
HE say he want back he 100 dollars for breakin he TV when she throw it down
and
HE want child support and he 100 dollars back, plus he want money to fix dey car door dat she dent.
HE tun roun and face dey people sayin he is ah MAC daddy and he could get any oman he wants.
SHE bawl out only when dey blind and loss dey sense of touch.
Judge head went down
roun dat time ah couldn't hold back meh bladder, ah leave dey cafeteria and duss it.
