Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire West Indies Innings.
Q: Where do West Indian batsmen perform their best?
A: In Advertisements.
Q: When would Marlon Samuels or Chris Gayle have 100 runs against
their name?
A: When they're bowling .
Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by West
Indian batsmen?
A: The walk back to the pavilion.
Q: How to increase the chances of West Indian batsmen playing out
the entire 50 overs?
A: Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and
so on.
Q: What is the West Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.
Q: What is the height of optimism ?
A: Dwain Smith coming out to bat, applying sunscreen on his face.
most true thing ever.
Instructions on the back of Maggi 2 minutes noodles pack:
Step 1: Boil one cup of water
Step 2: As soon as Dwayne Smith goes out to bat, put the noodles in the boiled water and add the tastemaker.
Step 3: Stir while Smith is at the crease.
Step 4: As soon as Smith is back in pavilion, your noodles are ready to eat.
