The 2008 W.I. Cricket Quiz for Secondary Schools
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to thetoilet?
A: The entire West Indies Innings
Q: Where do West Indian batsmen perform their best?
A: In Advertisements
Q: When would Marlon Samuels or Chris Gayle have 100 runs against their name?
A: When they're bowling
Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by West Indian batsmen?
A: The walk back to the pavilion
Q: How to increase the chances of West Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
A: Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.
Q: What is the West Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls
Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: Dwayne Smith coming out to bat and applying sunscreen on his face
