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Dear Papa Gawd,
« on: April 27, 2007, 06:52:33 PM »
Dis is yuh wayward chile QM.

Fadda ah need yuh advice please. Today ah was cleaning out some ole paper ah had chook up in de back of de bureau and ah come acrawse someting.
Now Fadda Gawd, doh say all yuh wuk yuh do wid me was in vain eh? Is not dat. Is jes Lawd dat my han' shake and ah pause long. Ah need yuh guidance to help meh do de right ting.

Papa Gawd ah fine de company credit ah use to use when I did wuk fuh XYZ Inc. Fadda ah know dey din cancel dis card because is de coporate one. Fadda, ah need ah new moreno fuh de huzzy and ah new bodice fuh me and two lil ting fuh de chirren. Fadda de company make 4 point tree billion last year in profit. I know dey woon miss de $32.95 for de items by Kmart. And Fadda it have a furnitures store and ah Jaguar dealship next to Kmart. I was wondering if ah could pass dey firse.

Yuh would get vex?

Lawd Fadda Gawd sen' meh ah sign nuh?

Your Chile
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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2007, 06:55:02 PM »
<thinks about organizing ah barbeque for bail money jus incase>
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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2007, 07:18:23 PM »
SIGN



 (an hook ah sista up! ah eyeing up de new susuki vitara.  dey eh go miss de money if yuh spend it on dis rock.  buy a ticket chile...ah see nice moreno on charlotte street)
« Last Edit: April 27, 2007, 07:23:20 PM by papa gawd »
"Moral certainty is always a sign of cultural inferiority.  The more uncivilized the man, the surer he is that he knows precisely what is right and what is wrong.  All human progress, even in morals, has been the work of men who doubted current moral values, not of men who tried to enforce them."

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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2007, 08:18:57 PM »
look at deze two nuh. One ready to bury me de nex one coming running wid she grocery liss...
Fadda yuh see what I have to put up wid?

...so...about dis cyard...talk nuh...?

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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2007, 10:11:36 PM »
« Last Edit: April 27, 2007, 10:14:44 PM by WestCoast »
Whatever you do, do it to the purpose; do it thoroughly, not superficially. Go to the bottom of things. Any thing half done, or half known, is in my mind, neither done nor known at all. Nay, worse, for it often misleads.
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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2007, 09:50:38 AM »
lawd look how dey feng shui'ing meh jail cell...

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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2007, 10:06:40 AM »
Ah tort allyuh does ay gawd is ah woman?


anyway..ah get ah message in mih sleep las nite..ah quotin.... "I sayeth unto she, buyith thee two blouses and get dutty an M3 then cut the card in two by two"
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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2007, 12:07:25 PM »
Ah tort allyuh does ay gawd is ah woman?


anyway..ah get ah message in mih sleep las nite..ah quotin.... "I sayeth unto she, buyith thee two blouses and get dutty an M3 then cut the card in two by two"

i work in mysterious ways


SIGN!!!  HOW MUCH MORE SIGN YUH WANT?!
"Moral certainty is always a sign of cultural inferiority.  The more uncivilized the man, the surer he is that he knows precisely what is right and what is wrong.  All human progress, even in morals, has been the work of men who doubted current moral values, not of men who tried to enforce them."

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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2007, 02:04:33 PM »
it have any sollysittor in here? Ah need one, ah jes come back from by FraudsRUs...

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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2007, 03:01:22 PM »
doh stress we go get machel to help yuh out.  :devil:  he could get outta anything.  meantime...yuh get de moreno and bodice and meh vitara fuh meh?
"Moral certainty is always a sign of cultural inferiority.  The more uncivilized the man, the surer he is that he knows precisely what is right and what is wrong.  All human progress, even in morals, has been the work of men who doubted current moral values, not of men who tried to enforce them."

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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2007, 03:32:56 PM »
aight ah making meh liss, who else want anyting?
Monday morning ah going wid de cyard in de shop...

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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2007, 05:41:18 PM »
aight ah making meh liss, who else want anyting?
Monday morning ah going wid de cyard in de shop...
one ah dese den, and doh forget, full tank eh ;)


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Whatever you do, do it to the purpose; do it thoroughly, not superficially. Go to the bottom of things. Any thing half done, or half known, is in my mind, neither done nor known at all. Nay, worse, for it often misleads.
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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2007, 06:45:06 PM »
how much yuh say dat company make?  ah could get ah island?  but wait...go by YOUR realtor fuh de island eh!   :rotfl: :rotfl: :wavetowel:
"Moral certainty is always a sign of cultural inferiority.  The more uncivilized the man, the surer he is that he knows precisely what is right and what is wrong.  All human progress, even in morals, has been the work of men who doubted current moral values, not of men who tried to enforce them."

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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2007, 06:47:05 PM »
how much yuh say dat company make?  ah could get ah island?  but wait...go by YOUR realtor fuh de island eh!   :rotfl: :rotfl: :wavetowel:
Yeah, dat songen good
den call dat island Warrior Nation ;D ;D
Whatever you do, do it to the purpose; do it thoroughly, not superficially. Go to the bottom of things. Any thing half done, or half known, is in my mind, neither done nor known at all. Nay, worse, for it often misleads.
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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2007, 08:29:01 PM »
allyuh alright yes...stups

Queeneth heres meh list

2 Converse Orlandiion shoes 70$ ah pair umm white please
2 Columbia slappers Lupe please at 60$ (it have sale at GLOBO) ah getting another one half price
1 Lexus LF-A series $145,000 US (cough) but ah sure it by dey time ya flash ya winning smile ya go get it cheaper
ah 2 week vacation tur Bora Bora wid dey man heself. Jus pay for my passages and he go fend for he self $46,372.00 CA

datz all ah want...
thanks in advance

Rooks


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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2007, 10:58:40 PM »
Queen mussbe done buy land in 'Bago and gone


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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2007, 07:04:01 AM »
well is Monday.

Ah wake up, bade and powder up. Put on meh black and white stripe pants suit wid de black crepsoles and a big green panama hat. Ah have meh red handbag and yellow parasol. Ah looking like a crawse between Martha Stewart and a douen.

Ah have de people credit cyard and ah going to shop.

Ah have all yuh lisses so once ah make meh rounds I will send all yuh everyting yuh akse for. I know dat if de company ketch deyself and realize dey cyard getting a full workout and dey come behine me, dat all yuh would step up and defen meh.

I have total and complete fate in all yuh. I will jes tell XYZ Inc. dat Rookmin, WestCoast, Dutty, Papa Gawd and Grande Man sen' meh to buy ting fuh dem. All I wanted was de moreno, bodice and two washecong fuh de chirren.

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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2007, 08:53:40 AM »
de credit card was de sign
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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2007, 11:37:18 AM »
boy Morvant ah here bazodie spennin'...

I on Ebay. Ah jes buy a stelt' bomber from a fella in Saudi...he say he doh have de manual but doh press  de red button if it still in mhe garage.

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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2007, 08:59:49 PM »
armm ya did forget to add ein someting of emportance

6 walmart draws and ah half ah slip
and 3 sunshine jockey shorts fur how he name...


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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2007, 09:01:01 AM »
 yuh see de other day ah din see yuh for ah lil while an ah was bawling out yuh name , now like yuh dont want mae to see yuh for ah long time , buh doh let him temp yuh :devil: :devil:by the way make sure wen yuh going ask dem if yuh could take yuh computer wid yuh.
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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2007, 02:27:18 PM »
<dials 1-800-KING>

Rookmin- dis dey King Macoomeh?
KM - yep
Rookmin -look it have ah fella name Zu only bawlin out ya oman name hard all over dey place eh - watch him
KM - is so ?
Rookmin - YES and he ain't shame, furthermore he askin she when she make jail tur sneak ein dey computer so dey could keep in touch... if fass he fass and outta place eh King
KM - alrigh thanks eh Rookim
Rookmin - for you...call meh Rooks nah  ;D

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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2007, 09:32:57 PM »
*QM reaches home after a day of frenzied shopping. She hides the packages and boxes and hauls a tarp over de new Jaguar XJS and shoves Socachatter's Vitara in the garage*

*da Kign arrives home*

da King: Doux doux come here dahlin'
QM: aight ah coming jes now!
QM (breathlessly): eh heh, look meh, ah here
da King: sweetie poops. How was yuh day?
QM: quiet. I was here in de house by mehself watching Maury and Springer and Dr. Phil and Oprah and two episode of Law And Order - Bacchanal Intent.
da King: relaxing eh, honey pie? Nice. Ah doh like when yuh over do tings. Ah glad you had a quiet day.
QM: yeah boy. Ahmm sorry ah din get chance to cook. Springer had on a fella who sleep wid he fadda outside girlfriend and she get pregnant and dey had de DNA test result today to see if de man was mine'ing he own sister or if de fadda was mine'ing he grandchile. It was exciting and ah lorse track of time.
da King: Sugar apple. You know ah girl name Rookmin?
QM (swallowing hard): ahmm...Rookmin? Erhmm...no not really...why?
da King: well she call me in work and tell me you was being track by a fella name Zulu
QM: Zu who Lu?
da king: I doh know but dis Rookmin person tell me I should watch close.
QM: I doh know any Hulu or Lulu, what ever he name. And furda more, doh listen to anyting dat Rookin V. Maharaj say. She like to jook fire
da king: Nah I not worried. I know my lil julie mango does handle sheself. Come leh we go Red Lobster. Doh worry to cook.

*QM makes a mental nose to pelt two rotten calabash in Rookmin yard next time she passing*

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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2007, 02:57:18 AM »
Zu Who Lu
 :D
aye allya like $#!T eh

Zulu, ya right!
when she make jail, dat eh no reason for de Queen to stop postin on here ;D ;D

OK i go take dat XJS instaed of de Lexus GS hybrid
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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2007, 03:12:20 AM »
 >:(
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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2007, 03:40:18 AM »
 :angel: My child .................................................................Return the card tuh de company![/b] :angel:
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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2007, 07:17:46 AM »
Queenie,
ah find this rookmin causing ah setta drama and confusion.  me eh know wha she call KM fuh nuh!    if lulu want tuh buss track, wha she interferin for? doh leh she tie up yuh head.  stay focus!  we have islan tuh buy.  WC...ah likin de idea!  ah go work on ah name.  long as yuh know Queenie realtor speical eh and yuh does get perks when yuh go through dem. dey have certain uhm...perks...dat is come wit de property.  fuh de girls nuh.  once yuh doh mind dat yuh could come eh.  but doh be cramping we style once yuh dey!

Queenie, yuh hadda tink ah it like dis.  if yuh buy de island yuh could go dey before dey ketch up wit yuh and want tuh throw yuh in de cell.  doh stress we eh go have no extradition treaty wit canada.  doh tell rookmin when eh cause she go sell yuh tail out.  like she have etics buh we movin like Galbaransingh and dem dis roungs!
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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2007, 10:20:20 AM »
 :angel: My child ......................................Return the card tuh de company![/b] :angel:
Born in SanDo
Raised in Marabella and Gasparillo
Lived in Philly
Join the US Army
Moved to Oklahoma
Deployed to Bosnia
Stayed in Hungary
Retired In Germany
Was at the WC
Cheering for Latapy
Deployed to Kosovo
Y? I don't know
Moved back to America
To live in Virginia
Retired age 44
This is my life

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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2007, 12:33:25 PM »
the man friday!  :busshead:  doh be distracking de woman wit no morality!!!!  Queeni guyl stay fokus! sun sand blue waters, a man name miguel with a tray of sex on de beach........drinks.   ;D
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Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2007, 03:58:39 PM »
ah hope u ok eh Queeny honey .............. (ah does take gifts doh  ;D)
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