Little Johnny was at school one morning when the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out, mechanic, construction worker, salesman, Company CEO, policeman, bank manager, lawyer, etc, but Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet.
So the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a nightclub and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly give the other children some work and took little Johnny aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Johnny, "He is on the West Indies World Cup team, but I was just too embarrassed to say."
