Ah get Lucky lass night??

[Jumbie]

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old.

We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snoggle and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No."

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mum, you still awake?"

[Themanfriday]

     robbing de grave are we?  ah hope yuh wok dem out

[capodetutticapi]

at that age yuh eh know if they cummin or goin.

[chinee boi]

i doh know why but dat joke give meh some shivers dere 

[trinidre]

that joke was more nasty than funny lol