there was this husband and his pregnant wife that lived in north carolina with their 5 year old daughter katie. Well one night there was a terrible storm that knocked out all the power in the neighborhood and it just so happened that the wife went into labor that same night so they had to deliver the baby in the dark. The Doctor came over to perform the delivery so the husband got a flash light and gave it to katie and told her to hold it over her head and shine the light on her mother while the doctor delivered the baby. When the baby came out the doctor slapped him on the butt then gave the baby to it's mother. After everything had died down the father asked katie whet she thought of what happened there that night and she said the baby should not have crawled up there in the first place and the doctor should have spanked his ass again
