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Crazy Jlloyd Samuel own-goal sets up Manchester United win
By Will Swanson (clicklancashire.com)

A remarkable own goal from Bolton Wanderers defender Jlloyd Samuel helped hand the points to Manchester United.

In the 38th minute with the score still at 0-0 Samuel managed to stroke the ball home as expertly as a seasoned striker to give United a lead they deserved on the balance of play.

Nani flicked a pass to Ryan Giggs whose ball into the box evaded Darren Fletcher and reached Samuel ten yards out. Instead of clearing the ball he instead rolled it past Jussi Jaaskelainen and into the far corner.

Bolton missed a fine chance to equalise but Edwin van der Sar produced a fine save from Fabrice Muamba.

After the break Dimitar Berbatov added a deserved second in the 69th minute. Darren Fletcher ran onto a superb Ryan Giggs pass before hitting a left-foot shot from 20 yards that Jussi Jaaskelainen can only parry into the path of Dimitar Berbatov. The Bulgarian slotting in from 10 yards.

The third arrived in the 78th minute when Nani marauded down the left and into the Bolton box, turned Sam Ricketts inside out and then rolled the ball along the six-yard box for Dimitar Berbatov to nonchalantly flick the ball into the net with the outside of his right foot.

In the 82nd minute Darron Gibson completed the scoring two minutes after coming on as a substitute planting a right-footed shot past Jussi Jaaskelainen from a Nani pass.

Own Goals is United's second top scorer after Rooney.

Actually Berbatov is

Nah, Own Goals is more prolific dan Berbatov dis season.

[D.H.W]

aye,

anyone know what become of GIGGSY11?

Still around. Took a break from the scenes; got tired of some of the nonsense. 

ayeeeee boy  glad to see u alive

Yes I am-recovering from a broken ankle. Glad to see you still holding it down against the hators! PS:I am a woman

  well look thing i always thought you was a fellah. Still nice to hear u around.    , doh study them haters nah  , they full ah SH&*T !  like Mango 

[sammy]

aye,

anyone know what become of GIGGSY11?

Still around. Took a break from the scenes; got tired of some of the nonsense. 

AA..good to see u man....

Thanks Sammy-the sex change went well-just kidding still female! Hope all is well

wow.....(sorry to hear that u broke your ankle, always thought u were a guy, glad to have u back)

[xixgon]

Crazy Jlloyd Samuel own-goal sets up Manchester United win
By Will Swanson (clicklancashire.com)

A remarkable own goal from Bolton Wanderers defender Jlloyd Samuel helped hand the points to Manchester United.

In the 38th minute with the score still at 0-0 Samuel managed to stroke the ball home as expertly as a seasoned striker to give United a lead they deserved on the balance of play.

Nani flicked a pass to Ryan Giggs whose ball into the box evaded Darren Fletcher and reached Samuel ten yards out. Instead of clearing the ball he instead rolled it past Jussi Jaaskelainen and into the far corner.

Bolton missed a fine chance to equalise but Edwin van der Sar produced a fine save from Fabrice Muamba.

After the break Dimitar Berbatov added a deserved second in the 69th minute. Darren Fletcher ran onto a superb Ryan Giggs pass before hitting a left-foot shot from 20 yards that Jussi Jaaskelainen can only parry into the path of Dimitar Berbatov. The Bulgarian slotting in from 10 yards.

The third arrived in the 78th minute when Nani marauded down the left and into the Bolton box, turned Sam Ricketts inside out and then rolled the ball along the six-yard box for Dimitar Berbatov to nonchalantly flick the ball into the net with the outside of his right foot.

In the 82nd minute Darron Gibson completed the scoring two minutes after coming on as a substitute planting a right-footed shot past Jussi Jaaskelainen from a Nani pass.

Own Goals is United's second top scorer after Rooney.

Actually Berbatov is

Nah, Own Goals is more prolific dan Berbatov dis season.

There've been 11 - Berbatov has 12 pal.

[D.H.W]

 

[D.H.W]

 

[Mango Chow!]

 

[Daft Trini]

Happy Belated Small Mag... bless up fuh de weekend 

[Jah Gol]

"That's an agricultural challenge" lol. Commentator talking about Scholes yellow card.

[Mango Chow!]

"That's an agricultural challenge" lol. Commentator talking about Scholes yellow card.

 Dat was hilarious!

[Daft Trini]

"That's an agricultural challenge" lol. Commentator talking about Scholes yellow card.

 Dat was hilarious!

yeah cause all he cut was grass...

[Mango Chow!]

"That's an agricultural challenge" lol. Commentator talking about Scholes yellow card.

 Dat was hilarious!

yeah cause all he cut was grass...

  Well, even if you made no contact with Malouda as he skilfully rode out the challenge like a TRUE footballer should (he could have easily "decided" to have gone down and gotten his ass sent off!) in the words of "sir alex": "...you could see his intent...".
(allyuh manu fans men is de most biased, obnoxious setta fans people could find anywhere boy.)

[dinho]

Trotters Match day...

[Small Magician aka Wazza]

Trotters Match day...

too early 

Good win today but shit call from the ref...Kiko's handball wasnt intentional..that hit him

Poor way to lose...I reckon a draw would have been fair..Chelsea were better in the 1st half..we were better in the second

5 games to go...Chelsea dropping points at Spurs and Pool..we have to win our 5

[Blue]

Trotters Match day...

too early 

Good win today but shit call from the ref...Kiko's handball wasnt intentional..that hit him

Poor way to lose...I reckon a draw would have been fair..Chelsea were better in the 1st half..we were better in the second

5 games to go...Chelsea dropping points at Spurs and Pool..we have to win our 5

Dude, yall were awful, to say a draw would have been fair is ridiculous. I agree, we will probably drop points at WHL and Anfield. But unless Rooney returns I think Man City will murder yall.

[elan]

Trotters Match day...

too early 

Good win today but shit call from the ref...Kiko's handball wasnt intentional..that hit him

Poor way to lose...I reckon a draw would have been fair..Chelsea were better in the 1st half..we were better in the second

5 games to go...Chelsea dropping points at Spurs and Pool..we have to win our 5

That hand ball was intentional in regards to the law of the game. His hand went out away from the body making it intentional.

[Blue]

Trotters Match day...

too early 

Good win today but shit call from the ref...Kiko's handball wasnt intentional..that hit him

Poor way to lose...I reckon a draw would have been fair..Chelsea were better in the 1st half..we were better in the second

5 games to go...Chelsea dropping points at Spurs and Pool..we have to win our 5

That hand ball was intentional in regards to the law of the game. His hand went out away from the body making it intentional.

When Macheda is your second best striker, you have to take de goals anyhow you can get dem.

[Mango Chow!]

Trotters Match day...

too early 

Good win today but shit call from the ref...Kiko's handball wasnt intentional..that hit him

Poor way to lose...I reckon a draw would have been fair..Chelsea were better in the 1st half..we were better in the second

5 games to go...Chelsea dropping points at Spurs and Pool..we have to win our 5

That hand ball was intentional in regards to the law of the game. His hand went out away from the body making it intentional.

   I find it look like a somewhat "handball lite" version of Henry's goal against Ireland.  It look like is both hands he touch it with.

[Small Magician aka Wazza]

Trotters Match day...

too early 

Good win today but shit call from the ref...Kiko's handball wasnt intentional..that hit him

Poor way to lose...I reckon a draw would have been fair..Chelsea were better in the 1st half..we were better in the second

5 games to go...Chelsea dropping points at Spurs and Pool..we have to win our 5

That hand ball was intentional in regards to the law of the game. His hand went out away from the body making it intentional.

When Macheda is your second best striker, you have to take de goals anyhow you can get dem.

hey 3 goals in 6 prem games...impressive stats 


Title race will take some twist and turns before the end but If Chelsea win the league I wouldnt have that much complaints..they beat us twice and United were poor this season.. post Ronaldo hangover and trying to find the balance..If we could win 1 more trophy before the season ends I would be very satisfied

[Peong]

I hope that this is the side that shows up vs Bayern. 

[Small Magician aka Wazza]

I hope that this is the side that shows up vs Bayern. 

lol why you being such a Voyeur...arent you an Arsenal fan?  learning from the best?(Wenger aka the Voyeur)

[xixgon]

I hope that this is the side that shows up vs Bayern. 

Haha this was the side that already showed up against Bayern - arguably worse yes.

If we cah handle Malouda doh, I could only speculate as to how we go handle dis man:-


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otV9tMwkNM8&fmt=18


I'ddd say he's fit for Wednesday haha.

[D.H.W]

in other words we in the shit right now.

[Blue]

Trotters Match day...

too early 

Good win today but shit call from the ref...Kiko's handball wasnt intentional..that hit him

Poor way to lose...I reckon a draw would have been fair..Chelsea were better in the 1st half..we were better in the second

5 games to go...Chelsea dropping points at Spurs and Pool..we have to win our 5

That hand ball was intentional in regards to the law of the game. His hand went out away from the body making it intentional.

When Macheda is your second best striker, you have to take de goals anyhow you can get dem.

hey 3 goals in 6 prem games...impressive stats 


Title race will take some twist and turns before the end but If Chelsea win the league I wouldnt have that much complaints..they beat us twice and United were poor this season.. post Ronaldo hangover and trying to find the balance..If we could win 1 more trophy before the season ends I would be very satisfied

Good, well I'm backing yall to stay in Champs League for as long as possible, the more midweek matches yall have de better 

[Peong]

I hope that this is the side that shows up vs Bayern. 

Haha this was the side that already showed up against Bayern - arguably worse yes.

Rooney.

[The_Ice]

aye like the rent boys beat ya'll 

[Peong]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/wuUsYZaZNcM" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/wuUsYZaZNcM</a>

Rooney tries to sneak a pint.

[D.H.W]

 

[triniairman]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/wuUsYZaZNcM" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/wuUsYZaZNcM</a>

Rooney tries to sneak a pint.

Fergie have them men under rell manners boy!!

[kicker]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/wuUsYZaZNcM" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/wuUsYZaZNcM</a>

Rooney tries to sneak a pint.

A lil sip wouldn't ah kill him man...