Two business men in NYC are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store isn't ready - - only a few shelves are set up.
One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious fellow walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Good Ol' Boy Southern drawl asks, "What're y'all sellin' here?"
One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling assholes."!
Without skipping a beat, the Good Ol' Boy says, "Well, I see y'all are doing really good-- you only got two left."
