The NUN
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may
I hide under your habit? I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and
asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her
habit and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't
want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you'd looked a little higher, you'd have
seen great pair of balls... I don't want to go to Iraq either."