Ole and Sven are bungee-jumping one day. Ole says to Sven, "You know,
we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in
Mexico .
They don't have it there."
Ole thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy
everything they'll need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are
constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more
People gather to watch them at work.
When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be
a good idea to give a demonstration. So Ole and Sven climb the tower
together, Ole straps Sven into the harness and Sven jumps.
Sven bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Ole
notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Ole isn't able
to catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back up again.
This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again Ole misses him.
Sven falls again and bounces back up. Luckily, Ole finally catches him.
Sven is pretty messed up, he's got a couple of broken bones and is
almost unconscious.
Ole asks, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
Barely able to speak, Sven gasps, "No, the bungee cord was fine.
It was the crowd. What the hell is a piņata?"
