Meh Rant fuh today

[Queen Macoomeh]

I want to be a celebrity so ah could drink and drive while ah chooking cocaine up meh right nosehole an meth up meh lef one.  

One time ah went in de rumshop an buy a case-ah beer because ah was havin a few people home by me. A beer buss open an de whole car smellin like lower Charlotte street. I frighten when ah spot a cruiser behine me. Ah say he MUSS smell dis configuration in meh lil putt-putt car so ah take a right turn to avoid de confrontation.

But look how Paris an Britney an Lindsay an Nicole an dem does bounce dong people, over run de neighbour poodle, get pull over, charge, lorse dey license, go in rehab, go in jail, come back out, take a puff, two snort an a drink an get back behine de wheel of dey 2 ton HumV and still make headline as celebrity.

Whappen, corbeau pee on me? Ah going an drink two beer an drive up an dong in front de police station now self. steupse  

[cocoapanyol]

Queen...when yuh get pay...if yuh does get pay...how much ZEROS it does have behind de dollar?

Yuh could rant from now till Jesus come again....it have different rules fuh you and me from de likes ah Nicole and dem.  Doh get more grey hairs nah....

[mal jeux]

Queen doh worry with Coco, go do your ting. as a matter of fact, drink about 4. But a word of warning/advice. please wear warm clothes, cause ah hear the cell does be kinda chilly at nite and walk with peppa sauce, since the bolonga sandwich does be kinda dry.

[TriniCana]

Queen and Coco allyuh study dem. What ah wondering about is how Brandy (dey singer) drink she juice, jump in she jeep den proceeds to kill people with that same weapon name ah jeep.

How come that didn't make headline news ?...Or did i miss that, when I was touring between Curepe and Cocorite ?

But dey joke is. Nicole Richice get 3 DAYS in dey cell for drinking and driving. 

Well ah bat shit on me, and meh senile aunt tell meh dat is good luck. She lie, cause ah get ah "speeding" ticket ah month later, when ah was at ah RED traffic light.

Coco an Queen can I walk around wid ah bottle ah beer in meh hand in the country of Toronto ?  Or No ?

[Queen Macoomeh]

Ah hear bout Brandy but dey fraid to spotlight a Black person because den we go bawl racism.

Mal yeux, it only take half a beer to badden my head. Meh head light. Ah take 2 an went yesterday but dey en even look over de palin.

Cana, yuh cah walk wid a beer but yuh could walk bareback...

ah dare yuh.

[TriniCana]

Ah hear bout Brandy but dey fraid to spotlight a Black person because den we go bawl racism.

Mal yeux, it only take half a beer to badden my head. Meh head light. Ah take 2 an went yesterday but dey en even look over de palin.

Cana, yuh cah walk wid a beer but yuh could walk bareback...

ah dare yuh.

well ah could wear meh holta-back back to front... and bawl is style
ya head better get heavy come next week, cause me not doing dis alone eh..
dey next one playing saint

[Queen Macoomeh]

Saint Coco dey Espanol...eh heh

[TriniCana]

Saint Coco dey Espanol...eh heh

ah plannin to spike she Ribena wid Gin
<snicker>

[Queen Macoomeh]

is when she han yuh back de cup an akse fuh more Ribena yuh go know she in de ting regular.

[TriniCana]

is when she han yuh back de cup an akse fuh more Ribena yuh go know she in de ting regular.

ah go tell 

[Queen Macoomeh]

I will hear bout all yuh when de hotel call security because 2 wimmen on de roof singing I dare you.

[cocoapanyol]

me eh know wha is de two ah allyuh story yuh know.  Ah done tell yuh Cana dat ah born drunk.  I doh need no liquid help tuh get orn bad yuh know because when ah do meh ting and ah say meh ting, it not goin tuh be under de influence ah no bay rum or what not!!

[Queen Macoomeh]

Cana need de excuze..

[TriniCana]

me eh know wha is de two ah allyuh story yuh know.  Ah done tell yuh Cana dat ah born drunk.  I doh need no liquid help tuh get orn bad yuh know because when ah do meh ting and ah say meh ting, it not goin tuh be under de influence ah no bay rum or what not!!

what is bay rum ? datz ah brampton liquour ? <runs fass>

but but Coco drinkin doesn't make ya behave badly and say ting. is dey width of dey cup and dey friends ya have does make ya do tings dat ya does cyah go to confesssion for...unless ya plannin to give dey priest ah mild stroke.

and how ya name ah doh need ah excuse...allyuh come boring nah

[Queen Macoomeh]

I am very boring actually. This business of trying to be funny in the forum is all an act. When I hook up with you for Caribana, we're going to go the museum to see the exhibit on early palientolic discoveries in Guam.

[TriniCana]

I am very boring actually. This business of trying to be funny in the forum is all an act. When I hook up with you for Caribana, we're going to go the museum to see the exhibit on early palientolic discoveries in Guam.

2 rum bottle in ya arse.....watch and see
wait ah hadda make sure dey empty fuss

[Queen Macoomeh]

tsk tsk, such violence...