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Reading striker Lita suffers freak injury in bed
« on: August 07, 2007, 08:53:06 AM »


Reading are sweating on the fitness of striker Leroy Lita for Sunday's opener against Manchester United after he suffered a muscle injury overstretching in bed.

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England Under-21 international Lita was unable to train on Monday with the problem and his progress will be monitored by the Royals' medical staff for the rest of the week.

Boss Steve Coppell told the Evening Post: 'Leroy is in a great deal of pain. He woke up and stretched while in bed and he has done something to his leg. It is not an injury that should be ridiculed or made light of.

'We don't know what happened exactly. It looks to be a problem with a nerve. Maybe he has displaced one, but he could hardly walk and had to sit out training.

'It came on so dramatically that we are just hoping it goes away as quickly.'


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Re: Reading striker Lita suffers freak injury in bed
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2007, 08:57:50 AM »
lita get de wickedest slam and pull a cramp, yes! lol

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Re: Reading striker Lita suffers freak injury in bed
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2007, 08:59:07 AM »
Dat is what does happen when allyuh man feel allyuh could do everything allyuh see on DVD!  :devil: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Reading striker Lita suffers freak injury in bed
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2007, 09:00:04 AM »
stop , stop jockin , stop , stop suckin   :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

stop pullin skin lita go an find some gyal

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Re: Reading striker Lita suffers freak injury in bed
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2007, 09:02:21 AM »
oh god.....
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Re: Reading striker Lita suffers freak injury in bed
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2007, 09:11:43 AM »
Some madness he try in bed.  Leave them antics for de stars who does get paid. ;D

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Re: Reading striker Lita suffers freak injury in bed
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2007, 09:17:28 AM »
stretch mih ass...season startin saturday so he wa get as much preseason pu**y he cud...overwuk heself..we need tuh hear d gyal(s) side

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Re: Reading striker Lita suffers freak injury in bed
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2007, 09:45:23 AM »
well yes, this de best i hear. Lita ur a professional footballer not a pro porn star, dem things on de tv is only entertainment, like he didnt read de warning label, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
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Re: Reading striker Lita suffers freak injury in bed
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2007, 11:43:04 AM »
de man forget to warm up before he strech yess! oh LAWRD!!! :devil: :devil:
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Re: Reading striker Lita suffers freak injury in bed
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2007, 11:50:42 AM »


Moral of the story: Warm-up before such activities. Unless he was self-warming and it got heated with he and Miss Pamela.
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Re: Reading striker Lita suffers freak injury in bed
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2007, 03:55:42 AM »
I think its obvious whats happened here.

You ever see Leroys goal celebration?

Obviously, Leroy "scored " in bed and completed his celebratory back flip, forgetting that he has a water bed. He's bounced off the bed, and the rest is history!

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Re: Reading striker Lita suffers freak injury in bed
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2007, 09:27:13 AM »
FPATT I must say u fit in here like a hand in a glove
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