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Buckwheat & Darla
« on: August 29, 2007, 09:22:19 PM »
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla "How do you spell 'dumb'?"

Darla says "d-u-m-b, dumb" The teacher says, "very good, now use it in a sentence."

She says "Buckwheat is dumb"

Now spell "stupid". Darla says "s-t-u-p-i-d, stupid". The teacher says, "very good, now use it in a sentence."

Darla says "Buckwheat is stupid."

Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says "Buckwheat, spell dictate."

Buckwheat stands and says "d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate". The teacher says, "very good, now use it in a sentence."

"I may be dumb, and I may be stupid, but Darla say my dictate good!"

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Re: Buckwheat & Darla
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2007, 11:40:14 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

 

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