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Offline cocoapanyol

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THE TOWEL
« on: August 17, 2007, 10:06:28 AM »
No matter what this Jewish husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi.

The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion:
"Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."

They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi.

"Okay," he says to the husband,  "Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice.  They go home and hire, the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,
"See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!"

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

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Re: THE TOWEL
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2007, 10:12:25 AM »
Oy vey!
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Re: THE TOWEL
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2007, 12:30:45 PM »
i was told in one jewish sect they does bull through ah sheet,well ah hole in de sheet.
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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Re: THE TOWEL
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2007, 01:15:51 PM »
i was told in one jewish sect they does bull through ah sheet,well ah hole in de sheet.

I hear dat too arready...doh know if dat is true doh.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

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Re: THE TOWEL
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2007, 03:01:20 PM »
They call that jewish sects? :)

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Re: THE TOWEL
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2007, 09:42:36 AM »
i was told in one jewish sect they does bull through ah sheet,well ah hole in de sheet.

I hear dat too arready...doh know if dat is true doh.
I saw that on an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.. but I think they made it out to be BS though...
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Re: THE TOWEL
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2007, 03:13:53 PM »
Little known fact: The online transportation medium called Uber was pioneered in Trinidad & Tobago in the 1960's. It was originally called pullin bull.

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Re: THE TOWEL
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2007, 06:39:43 PM »
AS someone who stepfather was Jewish i heard that all the time, IT is not true and i have been around Jewish family for 27years since i left Trini.
If ah make bake on top de stove they call it roasted bake.
If ah fry it they call it fry bake.
So if ah make it in the oven what they go call it bake bake?.

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Re: THE TOWEL
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2007, 11:43:49 PM »
AS someone who stepfather was Jewish i heard that all the time, IT is not true and i have been around Jewish family for 27years since i left Trini.
because yuh mother wasn't ah virgin when she meet him,so no need fuh sheet. :justkidding:
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

 

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